February 2012
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Just saw the Carl’s Jr. commercial that features Kate Upton diddling herself...
– Me (via hermitologist)
This is awesome on so many levels.
iPhone!
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Call me rock god.
We were in Columbus and I took Toews’ phone, and switched Brent Seabrook’s...
– Patrick Sharp on a prank on Tazer (via ohvegeta)
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My day is ALWAYS better when the Stars win.
Go Stars!
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The funniest thing ever. →
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Don't worry tumblr. She never texted me.
lol
Crotch Johnson and Taint Stevenson are coming to...
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Things are about to get real wub wub.
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The internet is a dark, dark place.
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Just left my number for a girl at Chili's.
This is my life.
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Stars won. AGAIN.
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Mean. Damn. Green.